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Lisa Bickmore's avatar

I would like a recurring feature to be things walkeriguess says in his sleep, according to Maja. That is A+ content right there, I will sound off about that fr.

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walkeriguess's avatar

I'm considering taking the "eight bullets and eight coffins" and turning it into a series of short stories about a man named Eight, but at the saloon he's known as Crazy Eight.

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Lesley Bickmore's avatar

I’m going to add “THD” to my vocabulary, which stands for Twist His Dick!

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walkeriguess's avatar

THD!!!

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Lisa Bickmore's avatar

LOL

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Amelia's avatar

Taco Bell will always welcome you back with open arms.

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walkeriguess's avatar

You mean they won’t call me salad boy? What a relief.

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Sophia Leasure's avatar

Are you more of a Bert? Or an Ernie?

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walkeriguess's avatar

Call me Easily Ernie.

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Olive P. Wood's avatar

I gave in to the advertising and while starving on a road trip stopped at a Taco Bell for the first time since the last time they offered chicken tenders. Actually, I didn't even know they had ever offered chicken tenders before. Being ignorant of TB's treatment of chicken was my first mistake. Stopping at TB was my second. Should have gone to Slim Chickens or even (Heaven forbid) KFC if I wanted chicken. Paying $4 for three teensy overcooked, heavily breaded pieces of chicken is a coup of modern marketing to which I succumbed. Once.

IF and that is a remote possibility, I ever stop at a Taco Bell again I will try a Black Bean Grilled Cheese Burrito with extra liquid cheese based on your desires.

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walkeriguess's avatar

If there were ever a thing to eat at Taco Bell, the first would be a Doritos Locos Taco, but my personal favorite is the Grilled Cheese Burrito. The choice of protein, is yours, Olive. Thank you for reading and commenting. It means a lot!

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Isaac Bickmore's avatar

Holy hell. This is some funny shit. 8 bullets and 8 coffins sounds like a really fun bad movie. Like four weddings and a funeral times eight and minus a few weddings cause the main character is not gonna settle down with anyone, he’s got funerals to plan and people to kill. I ate at Taco Bell a week and a half ago and I ate inside the building. BIG MISTAKE. The bathroom was broken. That’s all I can say. Don’t know who broke it and I don’t remember how it was broken. Just sorry I went in there.

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walkeriguess's avatar

Best comment ever!

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